It has been a good Christmas Day. The Pub was shut down for the day so I spent the day at home with my wives and Pint who made the pilgrimage from the Pub to the Manor only on the promise of being able to exceed his limit on beer for the day. I also think he still is in love with Tequila which creates an interesting rivalry between me and him. Pint is never one to admit defeat and so he was flirting pretty hard in his dog way with Tequila and Connie for that matter. It was good to have him around though. I bought him a new pillow and blanket for the Pub for him to sleep in and that seemed to go over well.
It was a good day as we basically spent the day together, talking about old times, new times and Christmas Time. The girls cooked Christmas dinner together and it was delicious. We exchanged gifts which I found out the benefits and drawbacks of polygamy once again with getting two wives different but equally significant gifts which taxed me greatly, but in the end I received two gifts instead of one. There was also the obligatory exchange of kisses under the mistletoe which was great fun for me. I had trouble getting a date for my high school prom; now I was having two lovely naked women kissing me as passionately as they could under the mistletoe on Christmas. You have come a long way baby.
As the night descends, I am now sitting in my living room on my long couch in front of the fireplace. As the flames warm my body I have my best bottle of theology in front of me from which all three of us have imbibed fairly heavily and so we are all in a good and relaxed mood. I have one wife on my right, the other on my left with an arm wrapped around each and them with their arms around me. As we sit and stare at the fire with Pint at our feet we would like to take this time to say – Merry Christmas and the Best Wishes for the New Year!!! May all your dreams come true in 2016. And as always…
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