When we arrived at the resort I thought it was the last place that vampires would be operating. I mean the sounds of Spring were everywhere and that particular day it was sunny and bright. The resort itself had its own flavor and theme and what it basically was a kind of Polynesian with grass skirts on the staff along with basic sandals. I offer not description of what they were wearing above the waist because boy or girl they were wearing nothing. Well, everyone was wearing a lay but that doesn’t cover much. My wives were thrilled because the resort was another clothing optional place and that mean a little more relaxing. I also found myself competing with young tanned good-looking young men but that was all in good fun and quite obviously my wives would catch me staring from time to time.
The bell hop walked us to our suite and it was luxurious. I had asked for the presidential suite instead of the honeymoon suite because to be honest the presidential suite has ore than one bedroom. We were gong to be there for six nights so that meant three nights with each wife and one of the other bedrooms would serve as the place of rest for the wife that was not with me. We settled and after a few moments we headed out to the dining room. We were still dressed in our travelling clothes but we were all pretty hungry.
The food turned out to be awesome and that was a great thing as all of use were starving. Once we ate a little though we began to get into vampire hunter mode. I wasn’t sure of things as I looked around but Tequila pointed out to me that several of the staff looked a little pale. Not vampires themselves but perhaps cattle. It was a stark contrast because the dining room was in my opinion a bright nd fun place with bongo drums and lively music. The staff was friendly and helpful and the atmosphere basically made me thing of an island paradise. The Tiki Resort pulled that off no matter what the actual season outside was.
Dinner went well but the only thing we could say was there was possible vampire activity and we could not verify it as such. I faced a choice and we went back to our room. I told the girls to enjoy the hot tub that was part of our room but keep a weapon handy. I had seen a sauna off the pool area and decided to sweat some. My hope was to maybe tip the vampire’s hands by us splitting up so to speak. I wrapped a towel around my waist and around my BFG and headed out.
The sauna was indeed occupied by a couple of men and a few women. I sat down and for a few minutes things were pretty calm as the heat opened up my pores. Then all of the people got up and left. I inched my hand closer to my BFG under my spare towel. I was right to be cautious. In walked Lucy-fer. She was sensuality gorgeous and every pore of her’s dripped sex. She was dressed in a short skirted red robe but she shed it quickly down to her, skin grinning at me as she did it. My first thought was honestly – “Wow, that really is her hair color.” She moved her hips as she walked closer and sat down a mere three feet away.
“Well, we meet again barkeep.”
“You must be pretty confident of your position to come into the same room with me.”
“I have no idea what you are talking about. It is mere chance that I am here. I am on business.”
“Apparently pleasure as well.”
Lucy had started lightly touching herself is seductive ways across her body. She made a particular point to stop her fingers on her nipples and had dropped her other hand so that it rested on her inner thigh very close to her womanhood.
“Well Lucy, my wives and I here on a little vacation. I trust that once your business is concluded, you will be moving on.”
“Oh, yes. I should be done before the evening is over and I will be leaving tomorrow, but I heard you were here so I couldn’t resist stopping by and saying hello.”
“I’m touched and honored.”
The entire conversation dripped with sarcasm, but that part I actually enjoyed.
With that I tied my waist towel back on and covertly I gripped my BFG and placed my trigger finger on the trigger while keeping it hid under the second towel. I got up and maneuvered myself so my back never was facing her. She smiled but remained seated. I left the sauna and headed back to my room.
When I got back the girls were still in the hot tub so I joined them. I told them what had happened, Connie looked agitated but she also seemed more angry than afraid. I could see by Tequila’s face that her wheels were turning. I was about to speak when the phone near the hot tub rang. I picked it up.
“Barkeep. It’s Lucy again. I wanted to let you know that my business does not involve you. That is the truth. There is a rogue group of vampires here that I was thinking of exterminating. Perhaps, you could handle that for me? I give you the one clue I know. The resort itself has no vampires in it. They are coming from someplace off resort and using the staff and occasionally a guest to feed. That is all I know. Be a dear and kill them for me.”
The click that followed was abrupt before I had a chance to respond.
I relayed the conversation to my girls and they both got agitated. I calmed them down reminding them that we need to keep our heads. the big question is why did Lucy want these vampires dead so badly? I am all for killing vampires; but when the Queen of vampires wants vampires dead, it seems alarming. I also really hate it when people assume I am going to help them and Lucy had definitely done that. I hate destroying evil and thus end up helping evil. This was not good, definitely not good at all.
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